phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

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ktabeau:

Am I doing this right


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mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin


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vinegod:

How to get a pug’s attention by Nicholas Megalis


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doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

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official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

(Source: fedoraaura)

231,517 plays


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emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA


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thetowndrugdealer:

thetowndrugdealer:

We are all brothers and sisters because we all have the same father

Papa John


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the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

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the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)


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nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it


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sluttyoliveoil:

life hack

(Source: poyzn)


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