thelegendarybones:

       (via kirkandbones)

(Source: damagaladriel)



hi-im-alex-price:


youngstero:

nailed it

THIS MAN COULD HAVE DIED.

hi-im-alex-price:

youngstero:

nailed it

THIS MAN COULD HAVE DIED.



punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.



captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

(Source: wheazley)



amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.


if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag



hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.




(Source: africant)




ulthirteen:

janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

imagine an entire neighborhood filled with lawn dinosaurs

(Source: iraffiruse)




davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass)



highwayvagrant:

if u think a girl looks bad u can just keep it to yourself really i mean uh
there’s like a billion dollar industry based on them keeping them feeling as bad as possible

u don’t have to assist



  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.


iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

image

(Source: glowcloud)



hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen



budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do




me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u